Usapang Bundok

[Mokong] Dapat tuloy tayo sa sabado umakyat ng bundok e
[Makoy] Sama ko tapos sama natin tatay ni Denden
(Denden's dad is an architect)
[Denden] eh! bakit nasama tatay ko sa usapan niyo?
[Makoy] e di ba magtatayo ng tent dun sa bundok, kelangan andun tatay mo. Architect yun di ba?
[Mokong] totoo bang may lahi kayong mangyan?
[Denden] Hinde a! Ung mga mangyan may buntot ako wala
[Mokong] totoo ba yun?
[Denden] yung buntot nila yung bahag, basta ang tawag sa buntot bahag pero bahag yun
[Mokong] Baka ang gusto mong sabihin e bahag ang buntot nila.
[Makoy] (Binatukan si Denden) gago ka talaga!
[Mokong] Pag nakabahag ba Mangyan na yun? e Pano naman mga igorot? Di ba nakabahag din sila?
[Denden] Yung mga nakabahag sa Mindoro, yun yung mangyan
[Mokong] Ibig mong sabihin yung mga Igorot na nasa Mindoro, mangyan ang tawag dun? (grunts)
[Denden] Oo tapos yung mga mangyan na nasa Baguio Igorot ang tawag dun
[Makoy] ulol!
[Denden] Mamaya papanoorin namin yung Freddy VS. Jason. saan ba galing na pelikula yung si Freddy?
[Makoy] Friday the 13th
[Denden] e! hindi kaya, Freddy siya e dapat yung pelikula niya may Freddy din, ba't si Jason, Jason goes to hell.
[Mokong] Bakit sa Shake, Rattle and Roll ba may character na ang pangalan e shake o kaya rattle?
[Denden] Wala, e Filipino movie yun e,

HuH!?!

[Denden] e kung Friday the 13th talaga galing si Freddy anu-ano yung mga title ng pelikula niya?
[Mokong] yung Part 2 Friday the 14th
[Makoy] yung part 3 Friday the 15th
[Denden] Bale ilan lahat?
[Mokong] sunod sunod yun e bale hanggang 31 ata.
[Denden] (nagko-compute) 31 minus 13...
[Mokong] cannot be borrow 1 from 3 bring down 11 remainder 7 = 18
[Denden] 18 lahat? e di hindi pa ako pinapanganak meron na nun?
[Makoy] Oo matagal na yun
[Denden] E di matanda na yung gumanap kay Freddy? Sino nga pala gumanap kay Freddy?
[Mokong] Si Freddy Aguilar
[Makoy] Soundtrack nga nung una yung Kanta nyang Anak?
[Denden] Anak niya si Jason?

Isa pang malaking HuH!?!

...Something is really wrong with you!

**11*09**

Santa Claus, my Santa Claus!

I was about to brush my teeth this morning when the air was filled with a Christmas song by that eerie guy Jose Mari Chan.
Up until now I never thought the merry holidays has finally arrived.
I always hated Christmas.
Not for the reason why we celebrate it but for the feeling I get during that time of the year.
And now I'm about to face another might be-would be saddest Christmas ever.
(knocks on wood) ...If she doesn't come back.
Hear me out Fat Guy!
I want no presents, I don't need precious gifts.
You can keep that new replay jeans and give it to that guy on the steps of Morayta overpass.
You can tell the elves not to shop for a new pair of diesel shoes.
and no! I don't want a T-Mac 3.
I'll pass up on that Presto too.
I'll pull your sleigh and brush your beard everyday. You can get me to hang out with your reindeers to if you want.
I'll feed 'em bath 'em and shine Rudolph's nose too!
Just bring her back to me...
That would me happy.
Real happy.

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